Jenny Snyder

In the words of David Byrne... "Same as it ever was."

I am an only child. I have a severe problem with chocolate that is beyond my control. My dog knows more of my secrets than anyone else on this Earth - I talk to him a LOT. I can't read maps and don't like being asked to try. I think I have the ugliest feet known to womankind. I feel a crazy urge to dance when I hear the song "Footloose". Steven Tyler of Aerosmith was my first "bad boy" crush. I can say the alphabet backwards. I'm terrified of heights and refuse to climb ladders. If I could chose a superpower, I'd want to be able to read minds... and I'd want a suit like Wonder Woman's. I love going to the beach but hate going in the ocean. I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night craving Taco Bell. If I could move anywhere in the world, I'd move to Kilkenny, Ireland. Bean Bunny is my favorite muppet. I've perfected my putt-putt game and am rarely beaten. I have chronic lyricosis and never get the words right to songs. My heart races when I look at my husband - even after a few years, I still have a schoolgirl crush on him. I'm a sock-sock-shoe-shoe person. I love the word "stunning" and believe it is the highest physical compliment a woman can receive. I'll claim that I'm not competitive, but I secretly pout if I don't win at a board game. In my car, by myself, I've got the voice of an 80's rock princess. I'm a clutzy cook and tend to set things on fire.